Well here we are again! Same old shit! All the n00bs are complaining, they is all saying, "But Sean man Warcraft 3 (War3) has Multiple Building selection why shouldn't Starcraft 2 have that" LOLOLOL, whats wrong can't handle clicking more than one building? Does it make your poor fingers cry and your brain hurt. Well tell you what get some fucking skillz noob! If that's just to hard for you then sell your PC. Get a Wii or some shit like that! Wave your arms around like a fat kid who can't go outside and play ball in RL! PC and Starcraft dosn't need some failsure like joo! LOLOLOL!!!
Then someone else comes along "Ninja Gaiden is too hard *cry cry cry*". Well noobs get some skillz or better yet some ballz! Get some MANLY BALLS. Go watch 300, those guys got balls! So some dick comes along with an army that Massivly outnumbers you! Fucken kick that guy in the nuts with some 1337 cliff micro! I MEAN FUCK! You might wipe but so what! Kick your ass in gear and get back into it. Your not gunna pwn Master Ninja by sitting on your ass and feeling sorry about being a noob! You think the big boys do it that way? Fuck no! They train they skillz, you arn't born with 375 in blacksmithing! You gotta grind and earn it Bitch! The ladies certainly don'ts like noobs either, they want a pro, someone who knows thier game Mother Fucker!
"But I'm a noob and I have a GF!" Yeah well your GF noob as well for not getting a PRO!
But you know what, you have hope. Cuz I'm not an ass! If you wanna learn to pwn some noobs I'll help you as much as you can take. If I'm just at too high a level for you well too bad! I've got better things to do the help the helpless!
- FR4CT4L
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