So recently I FR4CT4L have noticed a lot of lesser people (retards) running around with something they call spore. So their all like "OMFG!!! It's free and I can download it I'm gunna make the bestest most amazing creature you ever laid your eyes upon" What do these shitty noobs do? Fucken Bi-Peds! Every creature a fucken bi-ped, with fucken arms and fucken legs and a fucken humaniod face! FUCK THAT SHIT! Why are so many noobs only apprentice creativity! At least get fucking journeyman! I myself have level 390 creativity, I will soon hit 400 when I farm a new FUCKING! Gibson Guitar with MOTHER FUCKING KILLSWITCH! This guitar has 1337 stats and you noobs arn't leveled enough to equip!
"But FR4CT4L your title says this post is about dicks, where are they!?" Yeah well I'm getting to that FAG! Control yourself or justfuckinggoogleit.com!
The plauge hit not long after release! HUNDREDS UPON HUNDREDS of sexually fustrated noobs proudly displying their dicks and dickery on the forums! Now normally I wouldn't care about this you know "good for you, you have some confidence now go get yourself a woman." BUT NO! They FUCKING disapoint me! Their entire game universe is going to be full of the Phallus which they themselves create! They have been given the clay to mold new fucking life! MOLD FUCKING LIFE MOTHER FUCKER! Like god or some shit! Like pulling a Jesus stunt or somethin! Yet here these noobs are as a GOD and all they make is oversized replicas of what they lack! BALLS! Yeah BALLS AND THE STICK MOTHER FUCKER! So I'm gunna get this game where I am FUCKING GOD! (not unlike RL noob!) Then the gates of Virgin will open and my world will be full of Bi-peds and Dicks!....shit it's just like RL!
- FR4CT4L
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